December 2007
32 posts
i wish the 1.1.3 iphone firmware update would be released before tonight. i’d like to do some mass sms messaging at midnight.
“i guess i don’t know anything about the situation, but you should probably...”
– christina
unexpected
i generally keep a pretty low social profile. i like to maintain an effective signal-to-noise ratio. there are three wonderful people that i would love to spend new year’s eve with. i suppose two of them will end up thinking i’m a jerk. i’m not sure how to handle delicate social situations like this.
farnsworth: ...so many inventions half invented. just look at that time machine, i spent 15 years on it
zoidberg: if only it had worked, you could go back and not waste your time on it
"This has got to be one of the greatest uses of... →
tom: check out the flex at the end of that video, man
jenny: i wish life was a 24 hour flexathon.
“what are you good at?”
http://www.imaginepeace.com/ →
“…in recent years, the notion of the separation of church and state has...”
– mitt romney, arguing that religon matters during a speech this morning about why religon shouldn’t matter.
on tumblr
“I can’t market it, but I will tell you what it is. It is a meme platform.” — jakoblodwick
“i eat facebook inventory for breakfast.”
– ben garvin
“we can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we...”
– Albert Einstein
“nobody is crying that people who used to go around selling ice to people do not...”
– peter sunde of the pirate bay in an interview with the bbc.
thought
if i were a chiropractor, i would name my practice “the spinal frontier.”
but wait, there's more...
i find that informercials’ use of the “and if you order now, we’ll give you two” tactic is generally ineffective. no matter how compelling the messaging before, this line always convinces me to not buy. i mean, if i thought i was getting a deal on one and they’re still making a profit giving me two, i obviously have no conception of the value of the product. ...